Honest Season 3 Episode Titles for Once Upon a Time
3x01: I Hate You All But We're Gonna Work Together And You're Gonna Like It.
3x02: Emma Swan Accepts That She's an Orphan and Hook Acts Like He Didn't Already Know That
3x03: We Have To Convince Another Person Regina Screwed Over to Like Us
3x04: DON'T CALL ME BAE
3x05: *whispers* Hook Has a Crush on Emma, Pass It On. JK Everyone Already Knows Because He Makes It So Fucking Obvious.
3x06: We Named This Episode After the Little Mermaid to Help with Promotion but She's Really Not That Important to the Plot
3x07: We're Gonna Act like the Love Triangle Is a Real Thing but It's Absolute Bullshit Because We All Know Emma's Gonna End Up With Hook.
3x08: We Don't Talk About This Episode.... Ever... or This Show's Fucked Up Family Tree.
3x09: #SAVEHENRY... Kinda... But Not Really... Because We Still Need to Continue Dragging This Storyline out.
3x10: Robbie Kay Playing Henry Is the Greatest Thing to Happen to the World
3x11: BACK TO THE PILOT
3x12: Captain Hook or Henry Mills? Can't Tell the Difference Because They're Both Emma Swan's True Loves
3x13: People Are Turning into Flying Monkeys... Ya Know, Kind of Like the One Emma had Sex with *Hook Chuckles in the Distance*
3x14: Charming vs Charming - Who Works The Macklemore Look Better?
3x15: Neal Gets Closure with Everyone So We Have to Kill Him Off Because He Doesn't Have Any Plot- Driving Substance Left
3x16: ZELENA.... HE'S NOT INTO YOU. MOVE ON.
3x17: Fair Warning: Captain Swan Is Gonna Have True Love's Kiss Soon... Start Preparing for the Deadly Feels.